The American Congress

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So you call yourself a fiscally responsible republican? Great! You stopped providing me with federal services at midnight. Kindly stop collecting taxes for these services until they are reinstated. Oh, you’re a tax and spend democrat? Awesome! Kindly spend some of those taxes you’re collecting from me by reopening the federal government. For those of you that are not a member of congress here’s some food for thought. While republicans attempt to put Christ back in Christmas by denouncing evolution and democrats try to socialize America through health care legislation, congress is stealing from each and every tax payer in this country. That’s right. They are taking your money without services rendered–the federal government shut down at midnight.
Oh, geez…I left out one major group of politicians. Hey independents. Costco has great deals on pizza and hot dogs. You should really go there for lunch!

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