About two weeks ago I went through my normal routine. Woke up, showered, shaved, brushed my teeth, and left for work. Problem is my normal routine was interrupted by a message carved into my car door.

I had a hard time making out the entire message until I washed the winter grime off the door, which revealed “DJ Dick”. WTF!!! Seeing as how it was carved into the driver side door it was clearly intended to send a message. Baffled by who I pissed off, and what the message even meant I trecked off to work – proudly displaying the new customization.

Shortly after arriving at work it dawned on me… MY NEIGHBORS NAME IS DJ. Our driveways are side by side – although his car is nothing like mine (he drives a pickup) they obviously meant to carve the message into one if his cars (why else would his name be carved).

To the vandals: DJ lives next door and he drives a pickup.